• Walk-in closet on the floor or standing up
• Kitchen Counter top (against it AND on it)
• Front seat of car (in driveway or on the highway going 70)
• Kids room (weird, keep the lights off)
• In the dark room, processing pictures (before digital cameras, I know)
• On the beach (watch out for that sand…why do you think they call it sandpaper!)
• In the ocean (Bouncing is easier with the buoyancy of the water!)
• In the hot tub (heat will tire you out quicker)
• On the windowsill (6 inches of ledge was all I needed for that tight little ass)
• In the pool (Great compromise between hot tub and ocean)
• On the couch downstairs with the kids upstairs
• In the bathroom (Mirrors can come in handy)
• On an airplane (Officially it was a blow job, red eye under a blanket)
• On the deck in the back yard (after a great barbecue with neighbors)
• In the bathroom at a friend’s party (No really…we didn’t want to get caught)
• On my desk in the office (I am the boss, so no fear of disgrace
• In my chair at the office (Before I was the boss, so the fear of discovery was exciting!)
• In the stall of a bathroom (A very clean one!)
• In the dressing room at Nordstrom’s (Quickie!)
• On a motor boat while underway (Make sure you trust the captain)

I will save the details of these locations, logistics, and crazy stories for more blog entries. For the slightly shy, there are steps you can take to prevent embarrassment. For the outgoing, there are steps you can take to embrace the danger and laugh at the situations you create at a later time. All in all, it is ALWAYS fun and exciting to try new things! For more ideas, advice and tips, visit my website at www.makeyourwifehot.com.

Now, for the 7 dumbest questions I have ever received:

7. It takes my wife almost an hour to orgasm and I’m tired after 20 minutes. What do I do?

Uhm…you need to learn about foreplay, dude. It shouldn’t take her that long. Oh, regarding your stamina…try going to the gym. You are probably out of shape.

6. My wife isn’t hot at all, Doug. But, she is VERY horny. I love her, but her weight gain has made her less appealing than ever before. I don’t know what to do.

You can do what I did and get an escort for a few years, suffer the embarrassment of an affair, and endure 2 years of counseling…OR YOU CAN TALK TO HER!!! Try going to the gym yourself, then take her shopping, and let her know in the nicest way possible that she IS hot. She will live up to your encouragement.

5. I want to get my wife a naughty costume for Halloween. She refuses to dress up, even in private.

Dress up yourself, you pirate! She will get in the spirit of being a wench even without the costume when you dangle your scabbard in front of her.

4. I love blow jobs, but am not into going down on my wife. I know that seems like a double standard, but it just doesn’t do anything for me.

Hello, Felix! Perhaps you missed the point. Going down on your wife is for HER pleasure!!! Just imagine you are painting the Chinese alphabet with your tongue. In fact, put some of your 4 basic food groups down there and have a snack.

3. My wife used to have long hair. As she got older, she cut it shorter and shorter. It’s not a big thing, but she looks less sexy to me. What do I tell her?

Go out and buy 2 different colored wigs. She likes the short hair, you only need the long hair when you are banging her.

2. I want to have sex in a public place, my wife is horrified at the thought. How do I get her to go to a secluded beach or park and seduce her?

A) You can take her to a secluded place, slip ecstasy in her Kool-Aid and have a ball or B) Start off by simply fondling her at the park on a few visits…get her used to it, then cut her off for a month, and next time you take her there, bring flowers, a diamond, a new BMW, and renew your wedding vows right before you unzip your fly.

1. I only like 2 positions and my wife wants to try a new position almost every other day. I think it’s best to stay with what works. What do you think?

I think you are a dork.

Of course, my answers were a little kinder. But the essence of the questions is based on fear and rejection. Think about that. You are already married, so real rejection probably isn’t in the cards. What do you have to fear? Trying new things is sometimes uncomfortable. However, it really depends upon your attitude. Get in the spirit of FUN! Accept that you will create some embarrassing moments. That is half the fun. You will end up with some great laughs and some terrific new sexual experiences. For more fun, go to www.makeyourwifehot.com.

Normally, the emotion of jealousy is negative and drives a wedge between 2 people. Tempers flair, people judge and we end up acting like little Johnny on the 5th grade playground.

However, there is a way to USE the emotion of jealousy to your advantage. Last night I did JUST that! Don’t worry, I told my wife exactly what I was doing before I did it. To the emotional side of our brain, it didn’t matter. We had a great time. Here’s how it worked…

The male ego would love a harem. Think a sheik and 23 dancing girls in his tent. That guy might have 12 wives and STILL he gets 23 dancing girls…ah the good old days. This boosts our ego and if women were not so independent nowadays, we still might be able to get away with that!

From a female perspective, she wants to know that SHE is the most desireable and sexiest woman in the world to her man. Some overly jealous women can’t bare the thought of their guy looking at other girls. I use that undeniable quality to increase the love with my wife and the passion of that love.

Before we went to the club with my wife and her three hot friends, I told her about my fantasy of going out with 3 hot women, dancing, drinking, and then all of us coming back to our hotel suite. We would party some more and ALL the girls would be giddy and a little bit “handsy”. After a few minutes of harmless teasing, I would look her friends in the eye and say, “You are lovely, but I really need to fuck my wife now.”

This fantasy accomplishes a huge ego boost for the both of us. I get the harem that I always desired and she is selected as the ONLY one from a flock of very desirable women. She is the prettiest, the best, and the one I love. This ONLY works, of course, with complete honesty and communication. The stage must be set with the right players, the actors must know the script, and even though we all know it is a show, we are turned on nonetheless.

For more ideas, stories, and strategies to make your wife the red-hot MILF she can be, go to www.makeyourwifehot.com. Your fantasies can come true. But, you have to plan them out, prepare the players, and not be afraid to make any mistakes (because you probably will-that’s half the fun!)

Sure it FEELS good to have sex, but watching you and your partner do the deed certainly adds to the excitement (provided you are both in decent shape! If one or both of you are not, click here to correct the situation) One technique of sex named by somebody with too much time on their hands, is the Hawaiian muscle fuck. This technique is when the man slides his penis between the woman’s boobs.

Men are obsessed with breasts. The multi-billion dollar plastic surgery industry is supported largely by breast implants. If you live in California or South Florida, you can probably say that implants are now MORE common than natural breasts…modern medicine, what a miracle! The Hawaiian Muscle Fuck (HMF for short) is a great way to share with your partner her magnificent achievement and to get an extra dividend from the five grand you invested in those cannons. HER extra stimulation is going to be when she watches you slide your member between those melons and cum all over her chest (and hit her chin if you’ve got the range). This visual stimulation certainly adds to the pleasure for both of you. It allows you a change of scenery from your typical missionary and doggie positions and if you are real artist, you can even add some colored lube and paint a path to victory on her chest.

What if your girl isn’t so endowed? What’s a guy to do?

First choice; Start saving up for a breast job. There are some small framed women who look pretty good with average sized boobs. However, in all of recorded history, no one has ever said, “Gee your breast job looks bad. You were much prettier with a smaller chest.” That is not to say some women have breasts large enough to make Jabba the Hut attractive, we are referring to small chested women who are interested in the HMF technique. Strategy number one, get a breast job. You will both learn to appreciate modern medicine.

If a breast job is not an option for financial, ego, or stupidity, then you are not out of the game, Dexter! Just follow the following game plan.

1. Get plenty of lubrication. You’ll be needing it.
2. COMPLIMENT your woman on her breasts. You’ve already made her feel bad about the breast job idea for the past 2 years. If that option is off the table, you have to start over with building her up with what she’s got.
3. ACT like her breasts are huge. Give her auditory support (since she may not need underwire support) of her beauty. Pay specific attention to her chest and stare at them often.
4. Once you get started, you may find that the lack of cleavage won’t be enough to bring you to orgasm. Play around with the rest of the field. Add some oral, traditional sex, dirty talk, and advanced foreplay to the mix.
5. When you are about to orgasm, be SURE to go to the HMF and finish off there. She will really dig the visual of you pumping your load onto her. She will most likely spread it around like she’s icing a cake…that’s fine. Just be sure to clean her up when you’re done. It’s a nice gesture and she’ll think you are a prince.

For more in depth ideas on making your wife hot, having steamy sex, revitalizing your marriage, and creating the relationship of your dreams, visit www.makeyourwifehot.com.